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Gag Gifts From Stupid.com

We love Stupid.com just for the pure hilarity. Take your WTF stamp to the office and watch your friends fight over who gets to borrow it. In fact, we had to include Stupid.com in our online mall just because there were so many awesome things to keep at work for extraordinary fun and games.

Not everyone is right for a gift from Stupid.com. But for those friends and co-workers who love to laugh and carry on? PERFECT! And if nothing else, arm your own desk with fun ways to crack up a long boring meeting.

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Ultimate Office Prank Book

Ultimate Office Prank Book

$9.99

Make the Office worth your time. Take these ingenious Pranks and set them up all over your workplace for months of outrageous and hilarious fun, mostly only for you. You'll be stringing in the tears, laughter, and write-ups unlike any other. All in all you'll at least be the most entertaining employee in your office and someone that nobody wants to mess with. If you have a ton of free time and not much work to do at work, this is the Book you've been looking for. You may get fired but what the heck, at least you had FUN! Over 224 pages of ridiculous pranks, office character analyses, and resources.

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WTF Rubber Stamp

WTF Rubber Stamp

$10.99

Make your feelings known in crystal-clear, black, ink. When life hands you something annoying, Stamp away! The large "WTF" is highly gratifying and the customizable check boxes for "WTF" intensity make things ever-so much clear. Now with smooth, satisfying "ker-chunk? sound as you ink. There's no denying this makes a perfect office gift for the boss or any coworker. Finally, they can toss the boring old stamps like "Recieved", "Paid" and "Urgent" to opt for something more modern and sensible.

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Sassy Desktop Statements

Sassy Desktop Statements

$9.99

This collection of 30 flip-able Desktop Statements appear as simple remarks only to reveal a deeper more satirical core when examined closer. This collection is straight from the heart, a heart that lets loose and screams "Kiss my Sass!" These sassy sayings will make anyone laugh and some people cry. Hit them with your best shot and let them know you work HARD for the money. Sign phrases include: "if ignorance is bliss, why aren't people happy?", "instant human being - just add coffee - don't stir", "keep fit at the office - fly off the handle, jump to conclusions, pass the buck, stab colleagues in the back, climb the walls, run down the company, dodge responsibility and push your luck!", "i believe in customer service. the tooth fairy and father christmas", "teamwork - means never having to take all the blame yourself".

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Corporate Lingo Flashcards

Corporate Lingo Flashcards

$9.99

The wild world of the office can only be tamed when you speak the language. You can brush up on your corporate animal by using these awesome, large Flashcards. Super durable and highly detailed, these cards have all the verbiage you'll ever need to make it in the job world. If you have a job or know anyone who does, these are definitely for you. 60 white-collar cards in each pack. Study alone or with a team player, then embrace your golden handcuffs as you blamestorm your way up the ladder.

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Paper Voodoo

Paper Voodoo

$7.99

Most of us have far more than one individual in our lives who requires a blessing or a hex, hence the practicality of a multiple-sheet pad! Doodle and annotate your intentions, then watch your wishes come true. Just look out in case anyone steals a few of your sheets and plots against you. It's as easy as doodling on a piece of paper but as powerful as sewing your own Voo Doo Doll out of burlap and chicken bones. Plus it's a lot less freaky and a modern take on the ancient tradition. There are spaces to add a ton of information on the person plus special markings for negative and positive effect.

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Boss Toss Catapult Gun

Boss Toss Catapult Gun

$9.99

Do you want to make your Boss pay for all he or she's done to you? Do you want them to hit the wall hard? Take out your aggression with the Boss Toss Gun! Make them sorry for picking at your lunch, micro-managing, and still forgetting your name after you've worked there for 2 years. Get ready to send these pretentious and overbearing Bosses to the Slammer. You will giggle as they're strapped into the Gun and shot out up to 15 feet like a rubber band. There's even a Bull's Eye on the back of the package for easy practice. Send your supervisor sailing and save yourself the write up!

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Desktop Bowling

Desktop Bowling

$9.99

Stop pushing papers and start rolling Balls! Scoot your little paper clip holder or salt shaker over and lay out the Bowling alley. This cool setup is about as much fun as anyone can have and we know you like fun. You can play with as many people as you like and even wear bowling shoes if you're feeling it. - Kit comes with 10 metal bowling pins. - Two different colored bowling balls. - A super sharp shooting cannon.

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I Still Have The Receipt Ribbon

I Still Have The Receipt Ribbon

$7.99

The moment they open your gift, you can see it in their eyes. As much as they try to disguise it, you know just what they're thinking? "Damn! How am I going to return this monstrosity? Where did they buy it? Will the store take it back without the receipt?" Well, you may not be able to choose gifts that anyone wants, but at least you can show how thoughtful you are with "I Still Have The Receipt Ribbons & Bows." When you hand someone a gift wrapped with these tasteful ribbons and bows, they'll know right away that you're going to make the gift-return process as painless as possible.

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Librarian Action Figure

Librarian Action Figure

$11.99

The American Phobia Foundation did a study on the nation's most feared professions. #1 was Public Librarian. #2 was Undertaker. And #3 was School Librarian. (Now we know why they don't have libraries in funeral homes.) We're not surprised at the results of this study for two reasons. First, we made it up. And second, we all know how tough librarians can be. These literary tyrants enforce more rules than the International Olympic Committee. No Talking, No Smoking, No Drinking, No Cell Phones, No Eating, No Pets, No Gum Chewing, No Unsanctioned Stapling, No Overdue Books, No Underdue Books, and on and on and on. The Librarian Action Figure captures librarians' fierce yet friendly spirit. It's modeled after Nancy Pearl, a real-life librarian currently working in the Seattle area. The 5-inch posable figure is made of durable plastic, so she's rugged enough to leap tall book shelves and wrestle with Melvil Dewey (of Decimal System fame). REALISTIC SHUSHING ACTION! When you press the

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The Thinker Mug

The Thinker Mug

$11.99

The Thinker is much like you and me, he's overwhelmed so easily. He may be a classically Watch as his thoughts go from chaotic spree to the thought of just Coffee. Alright, enough of my poetry this Mug is pretty cool. The Thinker has a lot on his mind, and he's got an overwhelming amount of time to think about it. Slip him a delicious hot beverage and his thoughts will slip away into Coffee bliss. - One Mug per order. - Mug starts with many words in the Thinker's thought bubble then all magically disappear except for "Coffee" when hot liquid fills the Mug. - Ceramic. Not dishwasher safe.

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Dysfunctional Family Bingo

Dysfunctional Family Bingo

$9.99

Do you have a Dysfunctional Family or know 'someone' who does? It's always been so hard to find something for all of your incompatible personalities to do together. Well, that's old news because you just discovered Dysfunctional Family Bingo! Don't cry anymore and put down those pills and pull out all 12 playing cards for instant hilarity and family bonding. Yes, we said it 'bonding' but we can't guarantee it will last after the game's over so enjoy it while it lasts. Simply punch out the appropriate hilarious box picturing a currently ongoing activity. When someone racks up 5 boxes in a row and calls "Bingo!" you can let the fur fly all over again.

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Finger Drums

Finger Drums

$20.99

Annoying people has never been easier! It used to be very hard to annoy people with drum playing. You would have to carry your entire drum set into the office or classroom, push furniture aside, and set the entire thing up. Only then could you bang on the drums and annoy the hell out of everyone. But now, thanks to Finger Drums, you can carry your drum set in ONE HAND and start bothering people in no time at all. If you've ever dreamed of playing the drums, now's your chance. Finger Drums is an entire set of percussion instruments that you play with your finger tips. Check out the photo - you get the snare, two tom-toms, a bass, and even a cymbal! Just tap your fingers on the instrument of choice, and it will play the sound of a real drum. (And as an extra bonus, the drum you play lights up when you play it.) Finger Drums also has a BUILT IN RECORDING STUDIO! Press the "record" button, and you can record and save your favorite drum loop.

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